Welcome to the Chaos

Who We Are

We’re not here to sell you just a mug or T.
We’re here to sell you the validation you didn’t get in childhood — with sarcasm, spice, and a hint of chaos.

Whether you’re an emotionally unstable book goblin, a tattooed softie, or a caffeine-addicted overthinker, our products are made to reflect the weird, chaotic little universe you live in.

This is a store for the over-it, socially drained, and aesthetically unhinged — the ones who cancel plans to hang out with their thoughts and pretend that’s self-care.

Our Mission

Creating emotionally validating, deeply relatable merch for the fiction-obsessed, tattooed, coffee-fueled introvert who’s suspiciously well-read and slightly unstable.
Our products speak fluent burnout, bad decisions, and dark humor — and they’re weirdly giftable, too.

Final Note

You’re seen. You’re safe. And probably a little unwell.
We love that for you! Welcome to the chaos!