Murder, Muffins, Gossip. Canvas Tote Bag.

Who needs therapy when you’ve got carbs, crime fiction, and your favorite chaotic crew?

This tote is made for the most dangerous book club in town—the Diva Squad, where no mystery goes unsolved, no muffin goes uneaten, and no gossip goes unspoken. Featuring the gloriously on-brand slogan “Murder, Muffins, Gossip,” it’s perfect for carrying your latest whodunit, baked bribes, and possibly incriminating notes.

Sturdy, stylish, and fully prepared to hold both pastries and petty drama. Great for book club meetings, true crime nights, or casually scaring strangers at the farmer’s market.

Because behind every cozy book club… is a woman who knows things.

Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas for strength and durability.
- Flat corners for a smooth finish.
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for comfort.
- Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd²) for extra sturdiness.
- Available in chic natural and black colors.

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry