Tote Like a Carnivore. Canvas Tote Bag.

Real Friends Don’t Let Friends Eat Salad – Tote Like a Carnivore. Lettuce? Please.

This tote is for the true believers—the ones who know the grill is sacred, the smoker is holy, and friendship means dragging your salad-loving buddy to the nearest steakhouse immediately.

Featuring a frame of deliciously edible animals and the legendary slogan “Real friends don’t let friends eat salad,” this bag is perfect for meat runs, backyard BBQs, and passive-aggressively carrying your lunch into the breakroom.

Sturdy. Bold. 100% plant-shaming.

Because life’s too short to chew like a rabbit.

Product features
- 100% cotton canvas for durability
- Flat corners for a neat look
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching
- Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd²) for sturdiness
- Available in natural and black colors

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry