Real Friends Don’t Let Friends Eat Salad – Tote Like a Carnivore. 

This tote is for the true believers—the ones who know the grill is sacred, the smoker is holy, and friendship means dragging your salad-loving buddy to the nearest steakhouse immediately.

Featuring a frame of deliciously edible animals this bag is perfect for meat runs, backyard BBQs, and passive-aggressively carrying your lunch into the breakroom.

Sturdy. Bold. 100% plant-shaming. Because life’s too short to chew like a rabbit.