You tried being patient. You tried counting to ten. You even tried herbal tea. But here we are—seconds away from going full volcano on whoever thought “just relax” was helpful advice.
This tee says what your face already does: run. With an erupting volcano graphic and a slogan that lets the world know your tolerance level expired three people ago, it’s the perfect uniform for navigating nonsense with style.
Soft? Yes. Subtle? Absolutely not. Ideal for work meetings, family functions, or any situation where people seriously need to stop talking.
Explosive mood. Explosively comfy. Wear with caution.
Product features - Side seams for structural support and shape retention - Elastic ribbed knit collar designed to hold its shape - Shoulder tape to stabilize seams and prevent stretching - Crisp DTF and vibrant DTG printing for detailed designs - Lightweight and breathable 100% Airlume combed cotton fabric
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
